China is gaining, but Team USA is still No. 1

BEIJING – The subject was the Chinese Olympic team, and Peter Ueberroth was sounding like Lou Holtz talking up his next opponent.

The Chinese, he wanted the world’s media to know, are the biggest, strongest, fastest, meanest, toughest, smartest, best-looking and most well-read people on the planet. They chew nails and spit thumbtacks. They can outrun light, bench press the moon and quote Shakespeare in Urdu. Gosh, but the United States has to be happy just to be on the same field with these paragons of puissance.

I exaggerate a little. What he actually said of the host team was: “I expect them to be the dominant team in the Olympic Games for many years to come. We’re going to do our best. We’re not used to being an underdog in the Olympic Games, but we’ll get used to that and do our best.”

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